AnglicanEnvoy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic Halo]

Excellent, Truly excellent...

(Spoilers, don't read if you haven't seen this, fair warning)

I could not believe how well this was done and fit into the Halo storyline, The Death Egg being High Charity, the Egg Fleet being the surrounding armada, Eggman as The Prophet of Truth, all of Robotnik's incarnations as the prophets and the Echindas as the Elites.
Then the ARK as the Earth defense station, ingenius indeed, the characters fit so well, and the voices were practically exact, brilliant indeed

[Xombie: Chapter 9]

Something's going weird here...

As I'm sure many people before have pointed out, the flashes are getting shorter and shorter, I don't so much mind that, as I really have no place to tel someone how long to make their works, however there was one thing that bugged me to the whole thing.

Zoe has drastically changed, her teddy exploded, which I don't think I've seen since the first chapters, she has an eye patch... when did that happen? Her hair is suddenly lighter and a different colour, she gets brave all of a sudden and blows a hole through the damn thing.

I simply wish for an explanation for this, as to why she has suddenyl changed so much instantly, why not have her like that after a short plot development chapter that explains how that happened?
I know how long it takes to write a book, I'm writing one, but doing that I know how to make plot development, and do it correctly.

I rated high because of the quality, and it was a good flash, but Zoe just made me wonder about your reasoning, she's my favorite character in this.

(I like the new look however, reason for it needed)

[Naruto - Dueling Genin's]

Pretty good

Actually, that's an understatement, NEJI won! I love how you made him win, the Hyuuga clan, especially Hinata and Neji are my favorite people in Naruto, then comes Kakashi, but for villians, it has to be Itatchi.
Neji is really just better than Sasuke at this point in the series, and probably over all, his 64 palms technique seals off all chakra points, but imagine if you made him do the 361 palms move, he'd of literally killed him.
Sasuke isn't really to appealing to me as a character, the only likable thing to me about him is his near emotionless state most of the time, which is alot like me, for I rarely show emotion except on the occasion where it naturally bursts from me, not often.

Overall well done, and I like how you put in all of the Japanese names for the moves, such as the Chidori and Kaiten, I have a fullaccount of the Byakugan and all Gentle fist techniques on DeviantArt under the search word 'Gleebits' if that interests you, I explain my view on how it works, methods for it, and various fun stuff that I felt like throwing in to make it interesting if people don't like a boring journal. I don't

Good work on this

[Xombie: Chapter 8]

Hmmm, interesting

Well I have to say, I am somewhat amused, yet disapointed. The problem was not in the graphics, the style or the sound, but more in the way things played out. As most of the previous comments have stated, Nemphis was slaughtering those cyber goons, as it were, but then, she gets a flash back & the boomerang blade comes back & cuts her in half, also with the dog, that was kind of sad.
Well to correct some people, the the dog and the zombie lady aren't dead, that would be utterly redundant, and Verberus is seen still living... err, being.. undead. Well overall I think this, along with the rest of the series has gone particually well.

The only problem with the series has been how short the last two (Ch 7-8) have been in the amount of time its take you to make them. I suppose that's hipocritical of me, I procrastinate if I can, well i look forward to the next chapter.

Rule Great Britain!

[CATCHY KITTY HENTAI]

.....

I really don't know why it took five people to make this, or think it up, no matter how many members you have, this is what takes away any & all respect you may have, or perhaps, had would be a tad more appropriate.
Graphics: Terrible, very

Style: None

Sound: High pitchy & annoying

Violence: You have to be joking

Interactivity: uh uh, none

Humor: Insult to comedy anywhere, Rowan Atkinson is somewhere crying over this obsenity

Overall stupid, annoying, & is my pleasure as a newgrounds member, a citizen of England, & emmisary of the Empire, to rate this as low as I am able to, because of how rubbish this truly is.

Do try to make something good next time, seen as how you say that you have around 40-something members, you have to have a better idea than this, because I truly hate to be insulting outright like this, but somewhere in my psyche is spurring the urge to flame this into oblivion.
Oh, & to make this perfectly clear, Ive read the previous messages, & your answers to them, the one positive review, & you cant spell. The rest of them were utterly atrocious (that means bad), the most you could come up with were insults to counter opinions, such as....fag, or....suckadick (ever heard of spaces?).

If you think that insulting this review is going to make me any irritable, or angry in the least, it won't I actually enjoy watching people make a bugger-up of themselves trying to in-vainly hurt my feelings, so feel free.

[Invader Zim: TMHSE]

Oh, I love Invader Zim

I remember it in England, but it was taken off the air after 'the most Horrible X-mas ever', quite a shock that, I later found out, that that was the end of the second season, & that Jhonen refused to make more because of Nickolodeon hounding him about his origianl ideas for the show, such as Bloody GIR being in the show (A Picture of Bloody GIR was put into several episodes as virtual Easter eggs, the most notable is in the episode Mortos Der SoulStealer. In the opening credits, just as the tentacles from Zims house come right up to the screen, there is a brief image, if you have the DVD, use the frame by frame to find it, but it can be found in various other epsiodes)
Well I do love the idea that you are trying to bring back Invader Zim, I heard that Afult Swim attempted to buy it, but Nick said that it would be too popular & refused to sell, & Jhonen refuses to mkae more for his own reasons, but we can try & hope, The Empire rallies to your cause!

[JTHM - FO]

Worthy of JTHM...

Graphics: 9, very well done with the graphics, but naturally can't be exactly like Jhonen himself, I do like your choices of colours though, like with Satan, & it was a decent effort.

Style: It's Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, there you go

Sound: I like your choice of music, it goes well with how Johnny works, & why he kills people in my view, I have read every comic, even the happy noodle boy comics & the public service additions, so I know his motivation & his torment, hehe, which I take into a rather enjoyable & some would call maniacle or sinister perspective.

Violence: This was the only problem, no one was actually seen killed in this like the comics, the only person was the bloke in heaven, but his head reforms so doesn't count.

Humor: Just look at it, it's JTHM for the love of God, by the throne of England it's Johnny, he's just hilarious, especially with Squee, Nailbunny & Satan.

To all fans of Johnny the Homocidal maniac, & those who haven't read the comics yet, I personally have the directors cut book, watch this, it's hilarious. Remember, torture your victims, teach them.

Tobunshi responds:

I'm glad you responded with such detail of what you liked, most people just said "WOW NICE VID LOLOL MAKE MOAR".

I appreciate it :P

[legacy of kain animated]

Finally! Thank you

I asked several times for someone to create a LoK parody, & you make this wonderfull fight scene between Kain & Raziel. Kain, as all the game players know, is a few thousand year old vampire, who dominates the world of Nosgoth under the iron ruling of his Empire, along with his 6 lieutenants, whom were once Sarafan priests. When the strongest, Raziel, came to an evolutionary stage before his master did, Kain appeared jealous, but really saw oportunity in the making. He ripped off Raziels new wings by the bone & casts him to the swirling abyss. Metatron, the elder god resurected Raziel, as a devourer of souls, a being whom is undying, but can be trapped within the Soul Reaver blade, which is the sword Kain possess in the flash. Raziel, the blue fellow in the flash, bears the soul that inhabits the soul reaver, his future self, in the form of the Reaver to confront his enemies, & is also the only weapon with the power to kill Kain. After Kain tries to strike Raziel with the soul reaver earlier, the Reaver broke, releasing the soul within which coupled to Raziels arm.

To all you whom have played the game, this is obvious to you, but to all of those who havent, now know why they are fighting, Kain doesnt want to, but Raziel holds his demise against him..his second demise, being resurected again liberated him from the wheel of fate, making him the only being, to possess free will, Than you, the maker for this flash, if you have any more plans to make others, plz reply this message & tell me so, ty.

[Britain vs America]

CURSE YOU FRANCE!!!!

CURSE YOOOOOOOOUUU!!! For many centuries, France has been the insignificant little prick of a thorn in the side of our great nation, America & Britain should never fight, for without Great Britain, then America as you all know it, would never exist...at all! France will one day get their bloody comupance, I swear by the throne of the Queen, one day they shall be erased from the sight of this world, & finally away from sodding up the ideals of Great Britain and America, I say let the Jerrys get the gits, to hell with the UN for this once, Curse you France!! & there is no way in hell, that a fight between Britain and America should be played out by stick figures, Im sorry, but that is an insult in itself to us, why would you make this anyway?

& sir, if you think America needs the aid of the French to beat down Great Britain, then America is going down m'lad, France will never defeat us! not in centuries have they ever defeated us, & they shall continue not too.

What have you got against us anyway? If this is what 'Free speech' gives you people, then you dont deserve such a privilege, to hell with you sir, & I really dont give a down right nobs about anyone calling this abusive, because the Flash in quistion is abusive to us now, think about that before passing judgement on me.

[Ramen Flash]

Extremely funny!

There is a list of things that I like about this

1/ The Doctors & Megs attacks & abilities
2/ Ramen, so delicious
3/ The reason that the Doctor & Meg are fighting
4/ The Metal Gear music during the first segment of the battle

I didnt really dislike anything about it, except when Dr. Wasabi spins around while ontop of the car , he is 2D, but its a minor thing. Now, anyone reading this review, whom doesnt like Ramen, any kind of Ramen at all, I prefer chicken, shouldnt care that the flash is about Ramen, because the battle between Wasabi & Meg shsould more than make up for it. I also liked the sword that Meg had, the huge blast was like a Marvel vs Capcom attack (Thats the later attack when she blows him off of the car, not when in the air).
Of all, I liked the fact that Meg & the Doctor were basically normal people doing average things, until the Doctor stole her Ramen, just like when my step brother Luke took the last packet of the Ramen that was meant for me, when he had used up all of his own, that was so selfish of him, I gave him a firm talking to then, mostly because any attack against him is rather dulled down by his... outer coating, if you will, he is..erm... Horizontally challenged, & it actually is more gratifying to confuse him with British lingo & linguism than to pummel him, but he stole my Ramen, it was kind of the exact opposite of this in a way, since he stormed off in a rage after I confused him enough, instead of blasting him with a beam sword >: Hahahaha D. I am evil hahaha..I SAID EVIL!!