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[IT Geeks: East 2 Sundaes]

Simply great

I liked the fact that the guy in the begginning was a complete idiot, rambling on about whatever, & when the half monkey man was playing with the chick sprites, but the best part would have to be the shop attendant, it really depends on where he was stabbed, i should know, but the guy got beer & hovis bread for easter? Well it's better than what my neighbour in England got, a crate of guinuisse & an Indian take-away, which is a very dangerous combo, beer & vindaloo doesn't mix, prepeare for the ultimate bowel invasion, & the most unpleasant night on the toilet ever.

But getting back to the review, it was brilliantly drawn, nice end story with sonics brother & sister, was rather unexpected, very good very good.

Wonchop responds:

Heh, B3n wouldn't have minded the guinness.

[F E A R]

Ha..hahaha..haha.. ha ha

OOOOO, how wonderfully evil, that was just so deliciously maniacle, i applaud the ideas within your mind Granfaloon, i once made a comic strip similar, except it incuded my character in a barren room with a creature made of extremely thin metal, that keeps turning to he side so she can't see him, then she finally catches him, but he doesn't die, & when she has her back turned, he... well you get the idea eh, but surely i couldn't of thought of something like this without some serious thought on the matter

I applaud how you made the little grey creature appear in the window & the mirror, then the person chasing the girl kept appearing, as on the picture on the wall when it turned grotesque & deformed, then she keeps chasing her around the house

Oh the look of exceptional terror on her face, i thank you for making this.

[Star Warz - thingie.]

That was funny right there

Oh, good it was, I like all the little jokes you put into each of the 15 minute time gaps, such as when yoda reverses the straw at the emperor, & R2-D2 as a waiter with a suit & a wig, very good
& I liked how you gave the emperor a huge nose. Then they ran so as not to pay the bill, you would think that being the rulers of the galaxy they would have a bit of extra cash

But yes, this is good, LOL is an understatement at this point.

[Yet Another Day]

Well wasn't that nice

Well anyone else get a day like that? I haven't, but it must be fun eh, well it was a great movie, i may be dark, but still, it's just a tad to good for a bad review.

[Valhalla Knights]

How deliciously evil

Although out of my nature, this has given me a rather good look at this horrid world. Also I like the use of Norse mythology, it was excellently portrayed.
I have a quistion though, when the malevolant one was in the castle, was this the day of Ragnarok? It would make sense to me for the invasion of heaven to be the apocolypse.
Well I applaud this movie on behalf of the Empire, very well done.

[Grim Reaper Feb 04]

See my favorite deaths

As a redcoat, as some may say, i prefer the following deaths
1/ Being bitten by some mythical creature ie/ vampire, werewolf, ect
2/ Spontaniously combust
3/ Spintaniously combust (Similar to spontanious combustion, but different, in the way that you are sucked into a vortex between this world & another, inwhich your body is torn apart, & each of your cells over heat in the reaction & explode in a fiery napalm)
4/ Being shot in colonial wars for the Empire
5/ Being ripped apart atom by atom in the space of 3 seconds by a technological/arcane beam of destruction
6/ Being Reaped by the Grim Reaper himself

Least favorite deaths
1/ At the hands of a Frenchman in any possible manner shape or form (Heaven forbid it)
2/ Being Eviscerated (Disembowled [Having my insides ripped out from my lower opening])
3/ From a bodily disfunction
4/ While lying in a pathetic position
5/ By a traitor to the Empire

[The Little Girl]

This has done something nothing else has

This, brought a feeling of sad pleasure, pleasurable depression, only Lilium has ever done that before, good gothic movies are but the one things that have done this, almost brought a happy tear, but since I have never felt such things before these gothic films.

Such things should be broadcast to the Empire, such feelings of deep depression would certainly bring about smaller rebellions & increased military conquests, with enemy confidence diminished, Muhuhahahahaha!!!

Well back to the issue at hand, as the Envoy of the NetheBritish Empire, i award this 'skit' as i have heard it, the maximum of 10 points, very well done.

[Lilium]

Most enjoyable

Ahh, the innocent look on her face, the intensity of her deeds, the evil that has consumed her life, the eerie shadow, the unborn baby held in a bag, the poetic speech involved, the wonderfull disgust brought about by the doings of Lilium
(Amai-Kun) I would love to bow to the delicious amount of evil &
amount of carnage induced by the favour to the despicable shadow, if one delves into the reasons why the shadow asked such a thing, I personally belive that the unborn would of posed a special threat to the power & the security of the malevolant shadow, & using the girl to do his job for him, rather interresting.
Finally, i have to wonder how she removed the unborn, did she eviscerate her mother? Did she incascerate her? Or perhaps she simply carved up the womb, ahhh, the thoughts of how one should die, now i want to draw me comic, ideas just came to me, but why am I saying this? Why am I asking you?
Basically, i really enjoyed this, rather intruiging & thought provoking.